Microsoft Powerpoint is Inherently Superior to Google Slides.

Are you ever so disappointed with a person that it hurts your brain?

I sent a teammate an example powerpoint to start making the presentation.

The professor sends two example powerpoints, one exactly the same as mine.

Teammate: "Hey guys do we have like a template for the presentation?"

Me: "Yeah. I sent it a week ago. And the professor sent two. We can use either, but the one I sent makes the most sense. Just open the file, save as, delete everything, and start making the slides."

Teammate: "Hey everyone! Since I didn't know what to do, I made these slides in Google."

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This girl graduates with an engineering degree in a week. I would never hire anyone from this University.

(Sidenote, I have very few pet peeves. But oh boy, Google Slides. Anytime I see a Google Slides presentation, I instantly think less of the presentation. This is due to a bias that has developed over several years of seeing very good presentations, and very bad presentations. I have seen a lot of very, very bad Google Slide presentations. I have worked in the program. I hate the interface. It lacks so many options and features. When a teammate suggests to do a Google Slides presentation, I would rather do a Prezi with very spiral and zoom on the planet. No. Just no. </endrant>)

Music: Anaconda, All About that Bass, Lying is the Most Fun....

Man, I love this song. Like oh my goodness, so clever. Letssssss listen to all of these songs like 1,000 times thanks. 

And this one: 

Like, life goals, I need to learn to be able to sing and play this. I regret not already having this skill. 

And this songggggggg~

Like. Oh my goodness. I am completely crushing on this guy, and this song is something that would play in the background of a dream. A dream where I am bold, and confident, and skinny, and pretty. I could go on a major rant right now how I have found that no matter my accomplishments, it doesn't matter because I am fat. ITS INSANE. My goal is to lose weight, but gosh, if cared enough to do that before this, I wouldn't still be fat, right? Anyway, this is the theme of our romance that never is, and never was, and never will be, because I am me and he is every guy that never was either. 

I actually MUCH prefer the censored version than the actual version, because I really don't think he needs to say that. Like, calm down. It's too harsh. Innocence is not a bad thing, and things don't need to be said out loud. 

Blog Purpose

Hello Everyone,

I don't know if this link was shared with anyone, but this blog used to be how I was going to track my sister's stay with me, and her progress into a fully functional human bean. However, she bailed on me and so the blog was never developed. Since I got the sweet domain name, I will just turn this blog into a place where I will express my feelings and emotions and thoughts instead of bothering the heck out of the people I love in my life.

I honestly hope no one I know reads this, so if you can see this, and you were even notified of my activity, let me know so I can write more to a catered audience I suppose. (And because I guess it's scary to just shoot stuff into the interwebs without knowing my level of privacy. Like my xanga? Good stuff, but also this teacher I hated decided it was "cute" and would teach me a lesson to read my blog post in front of the entire class. Sweet. Awkwardly enough, I just complained about how lousey of a teacher she was, and how she thought she was cool, but she wasn't, and by doing this, and reading it out loud to the class, I think she just fulfilled the prophesy in my writing, and the whole class could tell.)

Anyway, I will post stuff on this blog because like I said, I am bothering people that I shouldn't piss off. Like I have so many thoughts constantly running through my mind, and no one on this planet could keep up if they had to sit and listen to them all.

So tl;dr? Well, great, that's the whole blog. It's me rambling. Like why did you even waste your time?